Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Bad Nicknames For All 32 Teams

Trash talking is one of the staples for NFL fans. One of the ways this is done is by giving opposing teams bad variations of their names. Here is a bad nickname for each team that may be popular, original, used a lot, or just plain stupid.

49ers = Fortywhiners - This one is quite popular among fans that are rivals of the 49ers. This is because the 49er fans always whine when something doesn't go their way.

Bears = Da Bearss - This one isn't too bad, but it does give the "Da" stereotype people have towards Chicago natives made popular by Saturday Night Live.

Bengals = BenGals - Without getting into debate of the political correctness or sexism in using this phrase. By making a male team have some type of derogatory girl reference you have perfected classic trash talk style.

Bills = Barfallos - The Bills are from Buffalo so once you know that this makes more sense. The Bills make you want to throw up when you watch them.

Broncos = Donkeys - The act of making something majestic into making it an ass.

Browns = The Poop Team - Yes, this sounds childish, but what do you expect from trash talk. The team is named the Browns and their team color is brown.

Buccaneers = Yuccaneers - This one was popular in the 80s.

Cardinals = Canaries - Cardinals aren't exactly the most intimidating bird to begin with, but canaries are another level.

Chargers = Butt Chargers - What's a great way to make fun of a team? Just add the word butt somewhere to make you sound homophobic.

Chiefs = Cheats - This is because anytime a team wins, that team automatically must of cheated.

Colts = Ponies - One of the most classic ways to make a team feel bad is by calling them a less manly version of what their name represents.

Cowboys = Cowgirls - Again, just change the name into something unmanly and you got yourself a homerun.

Dolphins = Guppies - Once you get past the fact that one is a mammal and the other is a fish, this name isn't so bad.

Eagles = Filthydelphia - This is because the Eagles are from Philadelphia, which is known to be gross and have the ugliest people in it.

Falcons = Dirty Birds - Because the team plays dirty.

Giants = Midgets - Because calling a team the exact opposite of their team name can really hurt their feelings.

Jaguars = Faguars - Once again, with out getting into the political correctness, many feel homophobic terms can hurt opposing fans.

Jets = Jesters - Because the team is a joke.

Lions = Lie-downs - Because they are so easy to beat it is as if they are sleeping.

Packers = Slackers - A simple and not too offensive one.

Panthers = Pussycats - Because they are like little kittens.

Patriots = Patsies - This one is a little obvious because of the "Pat" stem.

Raiders = Afraiders - Because they run away like little patsies.

Rams = Lambs - This is one of the more known ones and makes sense especially as of late.

Ravens = Rapist - Offensive or not, that entire team has a rap sheet.

Redskins = Deadskins - The name is already offensive to some so now it's time to offend the team.

Saints = Aints - You've probably heard the Saints called this because let's face it, historically they ain't got it.

Seahawks = Seahacks - Simply change one letter and you got yourself a great trash talking nickname.

Steelers = Squealers - Because they squeal like little girls. Again comes the feminizing of a name.

Titans = Titties - Nothing reeks testosterone like words for boobies.

Texans = Hexans - Seriously, they are such a new team and there isn't much you can do with that name. So let's put a curse on them.

Vikings = Viqueens - Obvious, but a classic.


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