49ers = Fortywhiners - This one is quite popular among fans that are rivals of the 49ers. This is because the 49er fans always whine when something doesn't go their way.
Bears = Da Bearss - This one isn't too bad, but it does give the "Da" stereotype people have towards Chicago natives made popular by Saturday Night Live.
Bengals = BenGals - Without getting into debate of the political correctness or sexism in using this phrase. By making a male team have some type of derogatory girl reference you have perfected classic trash talk style.
Bills = Barfallos - The Bills are from Buffalo so once you know that this makes more sense. The Bills make you want to throw up when you watch them.
Broncos = Donkeys - The act of making something majestic into making it an ass.
Browns = The Poop Team - Yes, this sounds childish, but what do you expect from trash talk. The team is named the Browns and their team color is brown.
Buccaneers = Yuccaneers - This one was popular in the 80s.
Cardinals = Canaries - Cardinals aren't exactly the most intimidating bird to begin with, but canaries are another level.
Chargers = Butt Chargers - What's a great way to make fun of a team? Just add the word butt somewhere to make you sound homophobic.
Chiefs = Cheats - This is because anytime a team wins, that team automatically must of cheated.
Colts = Ponies - One of the most classic ways to make a team feel bad is by calling them a less manly version of what their name represents.
Cowboys = Cowgirls - Again, just change the name into something unmanly and you got yourself a homerun.
Dolphins = Guppies - Once you get past the fact that one is a mammal and the other is a fish, this name isn't so bad.
Eagles = Filthydelphia - This is because the Eagles are from Philadelphia, which is known to be gross and have the ugliest people in it.
Falcons = Dirty Birds - Because the team plays dirty.
Giants = Midgets - Because calling a team the exact opposite of their team name can really hurt their feelings.
Jaguars = Faguars - Once again, with out getting into the political correctness, many feel homophobic terms can hurt opposing fans.
Jets = Jesters - Because the team is a joke.
Lions = Lie-downs - Because they are so easy to beat it is as if they are sleeping.
Packers = Slackers - A simple and not too offensive one.
Panthers = Pussycats - Because they are like little kittens.
Patriots = Patsies - This one is a little obvious because of the "Pat" stem.
Raiders = Afraiders - Because they run away like little patsies.
Rams = Lambs - This is one of the more known ones and makes sense especially as of late.
Ravens = Rapist - Offensive or not, that entire team has a rap sheet.
Redskins = Deadskins - The name is already offensive to some so now it's time to offend the team.
Saints = Aints - You've probably heard the Saints called this because let's face it, historically they ain't got it.
Seahawks = Seahacks - Simply change one letter and you got yourself a great trash talking nickname.
Steelers = Squealers - Because they squeal like little girls. Again comes the feminizing of a name.
Titans = Titties - Nothing reeks testosterone like words for boobies.
Texans = Hexans - Seriously, they are such a new team and there isn't much you can do with that name. So let's put a curse on them.
Vikings = Viqueens - Obvious, but a classic.
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